You're gonna neeeeeed:
1 small green bell pepper, finely chopped
1small onion, finely chopped
2 cups tomato, finely chopped
1/3 cup of ROWDY GIRL margarita mix
Small jalapeno, finely chopped no seeds
(Or more jalapenos...depends on how hot you like your salsa!)
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp chili powder
2 tbsp cilantro
(more of less of any of those seasonings depending on your taste, whatever floats your boat)
So then chop it all up, throw it in a bowl and mix it all up.
Bust out the chips and tequila, and make yourself a margarita too.
You deserve it sugar.